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ohhenryd:

thatpunnyguy:

snazziest:

They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine

They call me coffee I keep you up past 2 am

They call me coffee because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am

clannyphantom:

*takes gulp of vodka straight from the bottle* my day was fine

studentlifenetwork:

Canada’s Luckiest Student 3 has officially launched. Since it’s the third time around, we’re starting with three awesome prizes that will have one Canadian student thanking their lucky stars. Check them out: http://canadasluckieststudent.com .Prizes are coming fast and furious, so keep an eye on your inbox. As always, it’s the prize that just keeps getting better.

studentlifenetwork:

Canada’s Luckiest Student 3 has officially launched. Since it’s the third time around, we’re starting with three awesome prizes that will have one Canadian student thanking their lucky stars. 

Check them out: http://canadasluckieststudent.com .

Prizes are coming fast and furious, so keep an eye on your inbox. As always, it’s the prize that just keeps getting better.

I’m waiting for the perfect guy to come along that I can send “Do it in my twin bed” to and have them appreciate the thought and hilarity behind it. But it’s gotta go to the right one, because I can’t waste the sacredness of the song on someone who merely scoff-laughs at it.

tagged under: snl pure gold

go2uttyler:

disney-tasthic:

disneyismyescape:

dailylifeofadisneyfreak:

I really wasn’t feeling down to study today so I made me these to use as my desktop background instead of studying

Love them

I always reblog this, so hilarious!!

Disney wants you to study!

ohhenryd:

thatpunnyguy:

snazziest:

They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine

They call me coffee I keep you up past 2 am

They call me coffee because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am

emmajjjayne:

i wish that there were more hours in a day and boys were nice and bread didnt make you fat

tagged under: preach it sistas

bluejamjar:

every time i feel like i’m losing my grip on life i visit the russian 404 error page

I want eggs benny.

An autobiography about how much I always want food. By me.

stg if beliebers defend this one….