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I’m waiting for the perfect guy to come along that I can send “Do it in my twin bed” to and have them appreciate the thought and hilarity behind it. But it’s gotta go to the right one, because I can’t waste the sacredness of the song on someone who merely scoff-laughs at it.

tagged under: snl pure gold

go2uttyler:

disney-tasthic:

disneyismyescape:

dailylifeofadisneyfreak:

I really wasn’t feeling down to study today so I made me these to use as my desktop background instead of studying

Love them

I always reblog this, so hilarious!!

Disney wants you to study!

ohhenryd:

thatpunnyguy:

snazziest:

They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine

They call me coffee I keep you up past 2 am

They call me coffee because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am

emmajjjayne:

i wish that there were more hours in a day and boys were nice and bread didnt make you fat

tagged under: preach it sistas

bluejamjar:

every time i feel like i’m losing my grip on life i visit the russian 404 error page

I want eggs benny.

An autobiography about how much I always want food. By me.

stg if beliebers defend this one….

toomanyfandomssolittletime:

tHIS IS THE YEAR WOMEN FINALLY SAID “FUCK YOU” TO SEXISM

YOU GO , GIRL.

(Source: scavengervortex)

tagged under: mayim bialik OWNED

season nine episode twenty-four→ the recluse in the recliner
season nine episode twenty-four→ the recluse in the recliner

447am:

davidthestrange:

wouldyoukickmeinthefaceplease:

Now try and tell me women overreact and that we have nothing to be afraid of. There are people supporting what this guy did, he killed innocent people because women had rejected him, because he wasn’t popular, because he was a virgin at 22. People are making excuses for him and his actions, women are being told that murder is what they should expect when they reject unwanted sexual advances. I should not be afraid for my life because I say no. 

FUCK THIS GUY.

FUCK SOCIETY! I cannot believe that it has come to this. To people thinking that killing a woman (or anyone) is punishment for not giving sex or receiving unwanted sexual advances. Or for people to support what this guy did. 

tagged under: preach it sistas